Well, THIS ONE IS NSFW!! DONT' READ IF YOU'RE NOT OVER 18

Are you over 18? Did you just turn 18? If you are 17 I don't give a shit, stop reading this fucking blog. This is not your mom's blog, thank god b/c she would say fuck as many times as will be in this blog. So make sure that you take out your fuckin wallet and look at your fuckin birthday and say outloud...(go ahead)...I'm over 18...FUCK YEAH!!

Are you disgusted yet? does this word bother you? If so..then keep reading you will enjoy. I would like to take the MOST HATED WORD in the English language and reverse it. I believe by just a simply reversing of its letters then you will be able to read this blog and not be offended. kcuf. The world's WORST WORD will not be know as kcuf. Do you know how hard that is to spell? kcuf, kcuf, kcuf. It litterally takes concentration to write out kcuf.

(have you stopeed reading? I think not. the word is defiantely not as bad if you reverse it)

Did you know that there is no other word in the whole English language that can be used as every part of speech...or whatever the kcuf do you call it? kcuf can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun, verb(that's the best, haha), proposition, object of the prop, pronoun.(If there are one's that I have forgotten then go kcuf yourself)

Wikipedia defines kcuf as the following:

Kcuf is an English word that is generally considered profane which, in its most literal meaning, refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed.

"Kcuf" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., "Kcuf the kcuffing kcuffers"). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language which could be applied as an infix (e.g., "Am I sexy? Absokcuffinglutely!"; "Bullkcuffingshit!"). It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be kcuffed" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got kcuffed by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a kcuf" or "a kcuffer" may describe a contemptible person. "A kcuf" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to kcuf may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including kcuf off, kcuf up, and kcuf with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), kcuf or kcuf with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a kcuf", the word is the equivalent of "damn",(ooops, sorry..nmad) in the sense of something having little value. In "what the kcuf", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is kcuffed up" may be said.

Offensiveness
The word's use is considered obscene in social contexts, but may be common in informal and domestic situations. It is unclear whether the word has always been considered vulgar, and if not, when it first came to be used to describe (often in an extremely angry, hostile or belligerent manner) unpleasant circumstances or people in an intentionally offensive way, such as in the term motherkcuffer, one of its more common usages in some parts of the English-speaking world. In the modern English-speaking world, the word kcuf is often considered highly offensive. Most English-speaking countries censor it on television and radio. A study of the attitudes of the British public found that kcuf was considered the third most severe profanity and its derivative motherkcuffer second. Cunt was considered the most severe (Hargrave, 2000). Some have argued that the prolific usage of the word kcuf has de-vulgarized it, an example of the "dysphemism treadmill". Despite its offensive nature, the word is common in popular usage.

So....to what the kcuf do I owe this motherkcuffing pleasure that you would spend your preacious kcuffing time to read the totally kcuffing nonsensical kcuffing blog? I hope that you have enoyed your time reading this blog.

NO GO KCUFFING BLOG YOURSELF!

USC

USC HAS JUST WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN OMAHA IN THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES.

no go tear down that damn ugly stadium. i'm just sayin.

gas pumping, pumping gas

So I got to thinking today as I was driving down the road. What the hell am I supposed to be thinking about? I literally was in a daze thinking about nothing at all. Has this ever happened? Have you been thinking about something on your mind, so deeply hidden in the depths of your mind, and you just get lost? Does the mind engulf your own thoughts and cause you to go into a state of paralysis?? This SUCKS when you are driving by the way. Sometimes I feel myself doing 55mph on the highway when I'm supposed to be doing 70. But then I am so relaxed at the thought of being engulfed by my own daze that I do not want to exit, nor speed up. This is the kind of thoughts that I want to post for everyone. This is my blog. My mind expanding blog.

Okay, so who in the hell understood what I just freakin wrote? Damn, I'm even lost in what the hell I was tryin to type. BLANK....BLANK...BLANK....blank....blan...blan...blan...bla...bl..bl..b..b.....

HELLO! Here I am. do you wish sometimes you could smack somebody in the face with a whiffle ball bat? I would love to do that. Especially one of those larger "blue" ones. I say they are blue b/c I have one downstairs in my basement. Right next to my box of candy canes and unicorns.(you're welcome Bill)---insert random name---

Why must a man have random blue bats in his basement? Who knows, but for the purpose of this blog it works.

I am looking at running a mile, well not right now, but soon. Is it possible to combine your walking ablility over a period of time. Like for instance....(I love using 3 dots...it's the best way to delay a response)...I played ALOT of golf in my life. Can I say that I have walked more miles than most people have and still feel good about myself? What I have a conflicted point of interest going on inside of my head right now is that i have drank more beer than the average human shoudl be aloud to drink. BUT ANYWAY....I'm in good shape. The walking thing...(damn dots) Please tell me if that shit gets annoying...I like it so go blog yourself.

6.28.2010

Here is the first ever blog from Andrew Heath. If you are reading I do promise several things. I promise that these blogs will make you laugh. (if they do not you can get your money back). I promise that these blogs will make your mind expand.(if they do not then you can get your mind back) I promise that these blogs will make you cry.(if you cry you should definately stop reading b/c you are a wimp and not my friend) I promise that you will think that I am out of my mind and in most cases probably on crack or some sort of drug...you would be correct. I promise to not make sense and in some cases use profanity that WILL be offensive to some people, well, most people.(if this upsets you...then don't read) I promise that I will spell som words rong and u will b annoyed by my blogs. (if you are annoyed you can get ur monee bac). I promise that I will use MORE that they average acronyms and probably short hand necessary for one to read. (if you are annoyed or upset by my average # of acrynms......you know....YOU CAN GET YOUR MONEY BACK) I promise to never use the word promise again b/c this shit is getting annoying.

i will be making blog posts on subjects that will be on the edge, well over the edge of what some would say is edgey. I will be posting blogs on subjects that people will find offensive. i will be posting blogs on subjects that will be lets say...not of a "G" nature. Please, Pleaeese< Pleeasseea....if you cannot take this pleaes do not read. I will be writing what my brain thinks about all day long. This can be from me just driving down the road and seeing an animal in the clouds(you know you see them too). This can also be what my brain thinks about on a day to day basis. Like for instance, why aren't unicorns real? Seriously? Why? I belive the true answer happens to lie from the liability issue. imagine how many more people would die each year from landing on the horn. I believe the government has all the unicorns in area 50. They weren't quite alien enough to make it to area 51.


Please enjoy my blogs in the days to come. What do people wanna gain from reading blogs? Well i hope one day to get paid for this. I hope that as my brain has expanded to wandering thoughts over the years that I will get a sponsor and i can post rediculous, yet obvious thoughts that people miss out on a day to day basis. this is my hope, this is my dream, this is my thought, this is my blog. So go blog yourself.